Happy Birthday to super babe Liz Taylor.

Different. I kinda love it.

Just when you think she can’t get any hotter…

This looks like a super buff Joseph Gordon Levitt…

Rihanna and Ryan Phillippe have apparently been doing it. And according to Us Weekly, this has been going on for months! How sneaky to not let the nosey gossip world in on such a secret until now. We think Reese Witherspoon is shaking her huge 4-carat diamond engagement ring at you Rihanna…and she is laughing.

I see her now all up on her BBM chatting at Kate Winslet: “Yuck! OMG what a loser, I thought she was smarter than that! Oh well, at least Rihanna is hot.” Then Kate is all: “Oh no! Rihanna has The Herp!” Then they proceed to send :) LoL :D and all those other patronizing BBM acronyms that exist.

But as weird as the temporary coupling of Rihanna and Ryan might be, it’s definitely not the weirdest thing that Hollywood has hurled at us. Let’s take a moment to look at the weirdest bedtime pairings that Hollywood has presented over the last few decades, shall we?

So Tyler Perry is going to be Alex Cross in a new movie. Cross is a series character created by writer James Patterson…now, I read Patterson when I was in Junior High School…and yes it was decent for my young 13 year old mind, and albeit I have not read any of them in years. Yet, nothing annoyed me more than the fact that he always won.

I am shocked that they chose Perry…there is a corny and dullness to Perry that I can never pin point exactly. Cross’ character from what I remember alway played by the rules and was fair…but he wasn’t so square. Perry is nothing if not square. He is known for this sometimes cheesy, over the top dramatic/comedy movies…

I just don’t get the casting on this one…at all. Especially since the role was supposed to be for Idris Elba who is pretty well…cool, much better looking (seriously) and just effortless.

Nobody can convince me to see this movie.

The most beautiful pic of Marilyn Monroe I’ve seen. I finished her bio. Was it good? Yes . Was it heartbreaking ? Yes. We know she dies, but just to see so many people try to help and get lost in the circus that was Marilyn is just sad. It seems like nobody gave her that tough love she needed, they either ignored her or just did everything she said. Even if it was bad for her. I dunno, that’s what I took from the book. But, she really was a sweet, beautiful but unbelievably sad woman, who just never experienced that true unconditional love she so desperately wanted. Good read, I’m now on Micheal Jackson’s bio.

MIa Farrow, Dean Martin, Sharon Tate

Good point made by Gawker Commenter. 

The book I just began reading. Everybody knows a little about Marilyn Monroe, And everyone has an opinion about how she was raised, suffered and how she died. Some say she killed herself, some say The Kennedy’s killed her because “she knew too much.”

Being a fan, I always dug a little deeper, that’s where all the mental illness rumors began. This book, I’m about 100 pages in, is leaning heavily towards her having several mental breakdowns.

Albeit, I can’t imagine her being completely there when she sang to Happy Birthday to JFK. It just looked…like she was dying for attention. By no means am I comparing the two, but it does remind me when I was a teen and TRL was on? Remember that episode with Mariah Carey? How she was just so desperate? Parading in a T shirt and acting all over the top. Poor Carson Daly, all he could do is look at the camera guy and try to laugh.

I was aware her Monroe’s mother was mentally unstable, but right in the preface of this book, it tells us that most of her family was. What a burden, what a fear to constantly have with you. Maybe she did commit suicide.

I don’t think we will ever truly know, but I can’t say much yet…I just started the book. Don’t worry, I don’t do spoilers. But as of now, a great read. Sad. But good.

Clint MuthaFu*king Eastwood.